* Okay I really need to start with a vent! Anyone who spends there Tuesday evenings watching the Biggest Loser will surly understand this frustration! "VICKI".....NEED I SAY MORE?? I have seriously not felt the need to punch someone in the face in a loooong time...until SHE came into TV land!!! Okay, that's all I have to say about that.
* This next thought is very disturbing to me. I THINK I AM LOSING MY MIND!!! Seriously...do any of you mom's feel like you have so much going on that you really feel as if a fraction of your brain is melting away? I DO!!! Please tell me I am not alone?? I was at the doctors and I was scheduling an appointment for my 1 yr old. The lady asked for Allie's bday and first I gave her the wrong day TWICE....then when I finally managed to get the day right ...I gave her the wrong year...like 3 times!!! Of course my 13 yr old had to be there with me...so he made me feel even more like an idiot!!! Seriously....it seems like the years that are in the 2000 are so confusing?? The 1990's are easy....is it just me...or does the 2000's seem to jumble up?? That prob makes no sense most of you!!
* Okay...here is another reason that I am losing my mind! Last night me and the kids went to my parents house for dinner. I parked the car in front of the house..then I suddenly felt very confused. I said to my 13 yr old son, "Michael, where is the fire hydrant that is in front of grandma's house? Do they actually relocate those things?? What in the heck is going on?" My son is looking around too...and I really was very confused! Then I take a better look around...and guess what??? I WAS PARKED IN FRONT OF THE WRONG HOUSE!!!! Now come on....that is something that someone in there LATE eighties does!!
* Why is it that in the mornings they only have talking on the radio? I like hearing the d'j s sometimes...but geese....people do need music in the morning too! Thanks to this....my one year old daughter know the chores to "Free Falling" by heart. Tom Petty is permanently in my cd player in their car because I am always to lazy to change it...and...well...I love tom petty. So he is the back up when there is nothing good on.
* 13 yr. old boys...well my 13 yr old boy is the next topic of conversation! What is with the 13yr old PRE teen attitude?? Seriously...he is a great kid...but this new attitude that he is adjusting to is just annoying! This morning on the way to school we were arguing about him cramming for his PE test this morning on the way to school!! When I pulled up in front of his school, we were still arguing, but he decides to get out of the car and SLAM the door in my face!!! I was so on the verge of getting out of the car in my pajama pants and messy pony tail and chase him down...I think the sheer embarrassment of the way i looked would be enough punishment for the boy! I am also so over all of the abbreviations being thrown around here! The OMG...TTYL...BFF... HWYD...and the list goes on! This morning I was about to jump out of my car in my pajamas and yell, "OMG..Im gonna KYB" that translates into, "Oh my gosh...I'm gonna kick your butt!" LOL
Wow....I guess this turned out to be ONLY random vents..the random thoughts got lost in my mind (Not a shocker...remember the part about parts of my disintegrating brain?)
I wrote this post in hopes that It would make you laugh with me...or at me...or at least Make you smile!! With being a single mom 5 days a week, with three kids, a business to run, kids with crazy schedules.... My OCD....i have to try and use my humor to get me through sometimes!!!
Okay...I am off to make "Hand turkey's" with the girls...then clean...and make more candles!!! Have a brilliant Wednesday everyone!!! Don't forget to SMILE...
8 comments:
U soooooo made me laugh and smile tons!! I think the funniest one was the abbreviations! :0)
I am the same way with the girls birthdays! They are both July babies and I always get thier birthdays mixed up! lol!
oh and btw, I actually jumped off the couch and did a totally 80's "YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS" when Brady was voted off last night! Just so you know! ;0)
LOL!! I just got done talking to my twin about Vicki and what's her name Heba or something. Those two are changing the greatness of B.L. Why do they hate Phillip so much? Yes he wanted to win to pick teams and he mentioned kicking off Heba but geeze, that is part of the show. Vicki seems so evil. I told twin maybe once she sees herself on T.V. she will realize how vicious she was. I don't like those two women or their husbands.
Hope the rest of the week is better for you.
So, yeah, I heard there was quite a bit of drama happening on the BL this season. I haven't had the chance to watch as much...been watching DWTS on Tuesday nights. The venting makes me laugh...so hard...not at you, but with you :) I think mommies tend to get mush for brains from time to time. We can't help it! I'm not envying you for having a teenager...I'm praying up in advance for when Isaiah is a teenager. I was so mouthy. People always talk to about being "paid back"...sends shutters down my spine to think about it. LOL :) Doesn't it feel good to get all of it out and in writing...venting and blogging go hand in hand. Love you so much!!
Hope you're having a great Wednesday!
I'm losing my mind too. Yay. I'm not alone. Seriously, I think it's Momnesia. I always blame that anyway.
Melissa omg you made me lol girl teenagers come with attitudes mines 20 and still has one sometimes makes you want to just kick some butt sometimes:0 hopefully they grow out of it
Have a great day
julie
Too funny I know what you mean about wanting to get out of the car but I am always in my pj's too!
Pretty normal I think all of us moms have similar thoughts..
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